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22 JUNE 2025
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THE PITT GAMES









Are you serious? This movie is dedicated to Henry Tudor -- not to Richard III! Get it right, man!

You have been congratulating yourself that you are finally rid of Gibbo et al.

Suffered enough with the rampant toxic masculinity?
Had a gutful of the Trumpesque misogynism?
So-o-o-o-o very glad it's over???

Well ... Not so fast with that snifter of brandy!


Lord Alberey (or Mocket to you!) has fallen foul of His Majesty King Charles.
To win back royal approval, Mocket (aka Jasprit Namipors) must delve into History.
PITT: the Princes in the Tower.

However the political climate will close down Mocket's adventures.
Closed like a clam in a balmy lagoon on New Caledonia ...

This movie script provides more proof that nothing is fair in Love and War.

And that the Queensland Truckie's Mate does not sidle-up to polite standards.




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DEBACLE
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PARALLEL EVOLUTION
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EFFIGY IN C SHARP MAJOR
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BOWLING FOR THE BONG
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RETRACING HIS STEPS
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A FIGHT AT THE OPERA HOUSE
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THIRD WICKET REVIEW
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HOPE FOR HOMELESS MEN
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TRIBULATES
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NICK STILLEN'S CASQUETTE GIRL
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RODERICK FORTESCUE'S JAZZ, BABY
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TEACHING CRICKET TO THE YANKS
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Cavendish #1
HASTINGS
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Cavendish #2
GEORGE and JOHN
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Cavendish #3
THE THREAD
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M'COURE #1
M'COURE
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M'COURE #2
THE OLD SILK ROAD
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M'COURE #3
CHAMBER MUSIQUE FOR A WITTY KING
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M'COURE #4
BIRTH OF PARIS
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M'COURE #5
DEATH OF NIGHTJAR
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M'COURE #6
CHEETAHS AND GAZELLES
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Graverobbers Of Antiquity #1
THE CURSE
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Graverobbers Of Antiquity #2
THE FRENCH TOUCH
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Graverobbers Of Antiquity #3
HITTITE BULLSHITE
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Gibbo and his mates #1
SLASH AND BURN
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Gibbo and his mates #2
PICAROONS
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Gibbo and his mates #3
EIGHT POINT FIVE YEARS
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Gibbo and his mates #4
THE PITT GAMES
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TORRES STRAIT
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THE ROMAN LEGIONS
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IMPOVERISHED AND POORLY
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A Novel
WONDERLINGS
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KIPPA RING
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A Tribute to Film Noir
THE SUBSTITUTE DINNER
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~~ VALE Queensland Truckie 03/08/2021 ~~


Here's an old snap of the Queensland Truckie.

The purists will spot straight away that (in those far-off times of the '80s) his rig was a Volvo, and not a Lousyville.

Note the mullet and the ciggie between his fingers ...
The Queensland Truckie is an erudite man ... could have been a professor of Philosophy had he so desired.

But his greatest love has been the freedom afforded to him when driving his "Looselybuilt" throughout Queensland. And his faithful Blue Heeler sits in the passenger seat beside him.

It's a big place. You could easily fit Texas twice into Queensland and still have room to move. So it takes days, not hours, to get from "there" to "here".

And that gives the Queensland Truckie time to think.


He tells his fabulous yarns to his mates, whilst sipping on a cold XXXX or two, and watching the fruit bats as they cruise across the tropical skyline. So this mate decided to get the yarns he told down on paper. Well, on the Web at least.

So kick off your rubber thongs, grab a tinnie and lean back on your banana lounge ... It's all good sweaty-armpit stuff from the Queensland Truckie.




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